50th Birthday Quotes

“By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.”

Marie Dressler

“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do more, and you are not yet decrepit enough to turn them down”

T.S.Elliot

“I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.”

Wendy Cope

“Here is a cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!.”

Anon

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age..”

Anon

“Looking fifty is great....... if you’re sixty..”

Joan Rivers

“The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.”

Doris Day

“Turning 50 has its compensations You can finally sell those dreadful diet and exercise books that have sat unopened on the bookshelf for years”

Anon

“Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.”

Dan Bennet

“I can’t believe you’re 50.... 49 maybe, but never 50 !.”

Anon

“After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work !.”

Anon

“I'm not 50, I'm 49.95, plus tax!.”

Anon