Birthday Toasts



Birthday Toasts

Brilliant birthday toasts
Formal or funny...Raise your glasses please!


A toast is a great way to focus attention on the birthday boy or girl and allows everyone to wish them all the best.



The toasts below are perfect for any celebration

General Birthday Toasts

~Raise your glass to celebrate. Let us this moment seize.
Friends, relations gather round, and raise your glasses please!~

~Here's to Jane may she bear in mind that
'Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again.
What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived'

~ To life - Its half spent before we know what it is!~

~ To a man not old but mellow like good wine~

~ May you live as long as you want
And never want as long as you live~

~ Birthdays are but feathers on the broad wing of time~

~Beautiful young people are accidents of nature
But beautiful old people are works of art~

~ Well what a woman she is and its clear that women are superior.
Look at Ginger Rogers. She did everything Fred Astaire did.
Its just she did it backward and in high heels!~

~Although another year is past she seems no older than the last~



Funny Birthday Toasts

~As you continue to slide down the banister of life
….may the splinters never point the wrong way!~

~He may be a bit grey haired now but as they say
"When there's snow on the roof there's a warm fire in the furnace"~

~ And in the words of Doctor Zeus....
There is no-one alive who is more Youer than you!~

~As you go forward accept that some days you're the pigeon
And some days you're the statue!~

~May you have the hindsight to know where you've been
The foresight to know where you're going
And the insight to know when you've gone to far!~

~You're not as young as you used to be
But you're not as old as you're going to be!~

~Another candle on your cake
But there's no need to pout
Just be glad you've got the strength
To blow the damn thing out!~

~ Birthdays are just natures way of telling us to eat more cake!~

~If you want to stay young - live honestly, eat slowly and
….lie about your age!~

~I never know what to get for my dad on his birthday so last year I just gave him some money and said "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier". …So he went out and bought a present for my mum!~

~Some Guiness was spilt on the bar-room floor
When the pub was shut for the night
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight
He lapped up the beer that had spilt on the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat
And all night long you could hear the mouse roar
Now bring on the goddam cat!~





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